1. Kidnappers/Rapists are no longer interested in you and in a hostage situation, you'll be the first one released!2. It's difficult to get sexual harrassment charges to stick.
3. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
4. You can live without sex - but not without your glasses!
5. Your joints are more accurate than the Nat'l Weather Service.
6. People calling at 9PM ask, "Did I wake you?"
7. Your secrets are safe with your friends, cuz they can't remember them either.
8. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size!
9. Topics of conversation with your friends is your latest illness/operation, health insurance/pension plans, and what adult child has moved back home with you.
10. You no longer try to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks in the room!
2 comments:
Too funny!
Actually it is too true and that is the only reason it is funny.
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